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- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently…
- If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
- Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt…
- I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them…
- There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They…
- I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my…
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as…
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.
- I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble.…
- But the feeling I have, you know, is that I'll never come close to reading all, or even a thousandth- a billionth- of the books…
- Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been…
- It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is…
- Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to…
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- Feelings are the one of the most important cause behind the weakness or strength of a person. Be strong utilise them as… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle