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- The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
- Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
- Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last…
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass…
- All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book,…
- There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They…
- Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will…
- I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my…
- One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that…
- And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though income…
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a…
- If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any…
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing…
- People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out…
- And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE…
- I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S.…
- The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each…
- Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.
- It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
- As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do.
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