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- Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
- The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
- See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only knows what they…
- Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the…
- All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book,…
- Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened…
- It is important to be nice. But sometimes niceness can be misconstrued as weak. Should we be nice to everybody? Should we be nice only…
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
- If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every…
- The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a…
- Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
- A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
- Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as…
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- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas