"The world is full of strange phenomena that……" — Dave Barry
"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Dennis Quotes
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The best player I ever played with was Dennis Johnson.
— Larry Bird
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Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life.
— Charisma Carpenter
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I feel that Dennis Rodman has become a problem. He will be more of a problem than an asset. Of…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
— Charles Barkley
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I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
— Kristen Johnston
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I`ve always liked Dennis Chambers, he`s real flashy.
— Travis Barker
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Dennis Erickson drove to my home and asked me to become a Miami Hurricane. There was no way in hell…
— Warren Sapp
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Looking at the line-up of speakers at the (Democratic National) Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit…
— Ann Coulter
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Where else but the NBA could people like Bill Russell, Spencer Haywood, Ricky Barry, Dennis Rodman, and Allen Iverson come…
— Bill Walton
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess…
— Todd Barry
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Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.
— Glenn Beck
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As Dennis Green used to say, there really is a time for pay and a time to play. And right…
— Brian Billick
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