"The only kind of seafood I trust is……" — Dave Barry
"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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Seeing is an experience. People, not their eyes, see. There is more to seeing than meets the eyeball.
— Norwood Russell Hanson
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I am become a transparent eyeball...
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When you consider all the writers who never even had a machine. Who would have given an eyeball for a…
— Sam Shepard
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The lightning flashes through my skull; mine eyeballs ache and ache; my whole beaten brain seems as beheaded, and rolling…
— Herman Melville
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The space between the young reader’s eyeballs and the printed page is a holy place and officialdom should trample all…
— Terry Pratchett
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When all else failed, you had to rely on eyeball intrumentation.
— Arthur C. Clarke
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They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in…
— David Attenborough
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I think the most important thing about playing is to walk out with confidence, look the people right in the…
— Les Paul
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Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will…
— Eric S. Raymond
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I think the eyeball is the same, [in] an American or African. The problem is the same, the treatment is…
— Thulasiraj Ravilla
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Differentiation is classroom practice that looks eyeball to eyeball with the reality that kids differ, and the most effective teachers…
— Carol Ann Tomlinson
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Each of us face a moment in our lives called 'the breakdown moment.' This is the time when you must…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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