"People don't think of writers as sex objects.……" — Dave Barry
"People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, "Just joking.""
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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