Joking Quotes

159 quotes by 143 authors

Journalists never make it clear when you are joking. — David Bailey
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have… — Joe Biden
The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex and the City… — Candace Bushnell
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. — Krista Allen
God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will find jokes and… — Rajneesh
...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar… — Seanbaby
I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second. — Tarik Shah
You can't ask me to explain the lyrics because I won't do it...I always believed that I have something important to say and I said… — Lou Reed
I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it's kind… — Emma Stone
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, â€œOh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do… — Art Garfunkel
Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. — Thom Yorke
Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able… — Edgar Allan Poe
But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life. — Placido Domingo
Wayne Brady, I donâ€™t understand why people keep joking that youâ€™re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for… — Anthony Jeselnik
How much truth is contained in something can be best determined by making it thoroughly laughable and then watching to see how much joking around… — Peter Sloterdijk
Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on… — Joe Biden
A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell… — Eminem
I keep saying the sexy job in the next ten years will be statisticians. People think I'm joking, but who would've guessed that computer engineers… — Hal Varian

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