Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean, but people always think I'm joking... — Rohit Padhra
The beauty sleep fairy is alie — Hellena
And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of… — Betty Hill
The natives are superficially agreeable, but they go in for cannibalism, headhunting, infanticide, incest, avoidance and joking relationships, and biting lice in half with their… — Margaret Mead
Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not… — Bill Hicks
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens
Yeah man, I was ready to take it to hip-hop ... We could put the sh*t on wax, man. And that coulda - But hey,… — Soulja Boy
Sometimes, I wish I was an astronaut. In a joking mood. — Kings Of Leon
Chris is like my little brother, he's grown up over the last couple years into a man, learning from everything he's been through and that's… — Keri Hilson
A fake friend is the one in your face laughing, smiling, and joking around with you. — Unknown Author
When I say ill do anything for you I aint joking ill do anything! when I say I love you please believe it cause I… — Jjbabauta
When I say ill do anything for you I aint joking! when I say I love please believe it cause its true! when I say… — Jjbabauta
You got me open like token hot and smokin, jacuzzi bubble bath laughin joking. — Heavy D
Rip it off no joking, like your name Hulk Hogan. Nigga's move weight and sell but live in Hoboken. — Nicki Minaj
Instead of sleeping, Im testing myself to make sure I still know all lyrics to BoneThugs Crossroads. Not joking...I need to better priorities. — Olivia Munn
Our house is a really happy house. There are kids running around and laughing and joking, I smile so much more than people would think.… — Victoria Beckham
I can tell you this for sure, it was when I played baseball in high school and I was in the outfield and I would… — Justin Long
I do like Tom Petty an awful lot. I always say that he's my real father, but I'm joking in that imaginary orphan way. — Christina Ricci
If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing because you think… — Iris Thomas
Showbiz can be silly, joking while the world is in such distress, even going about one's daily business while the world is begging for the… — David Duchovny
Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals. — Pacifiersucker
Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking. — Justine Ezarik
Being stupid at home. I was very stupid. I was very clumsy. I was always joking around with my older sister and I guess what… — Michael Clarke Duncan
I like playing fish-out of-water guys. I imagine it's because growing up, my family moved around a lot, so I was always having to redefine… — Brendan Fraser
Infamous language, you're joking. What language is that? I speak nothing but the fucking english language. That's the only thing I've been brought up with,… — John Lydon

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