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Whitney Cummings has 16 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I guess the verdict is in - I am not a sociopath. It's not effective or productive not to be nice. It…
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I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I…
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My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill.
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Why do all balls look like they're 150 years old?
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I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the…
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I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot…
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Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like,…
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I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there's probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they're…
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I don't think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the 'Comedy Central Roasts' for a while,…
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I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn't pretty enough, that I was…
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I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians.…
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I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real…
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
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God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and you will…
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...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man…
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I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second.
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You can't ask me to explain the lyrics because I won't do it...I always believed that I have something important to say…
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I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation,…
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I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking,…
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I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning…
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