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• Journalists never make it clear when you are joking. — David Bailey
• In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a… — Joe Biden
• The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except… — Candace Bushnell
• My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. — Muhammad Ali
• God is always joking. Look at your own life - it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and… — Rajneesh
• ...Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A… — Seanbaby
• I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second. — Unknown Author
• You can't ask me to explain the lyrics because I won't do it...I always believed that I have something important… — Lou Reed
• I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of… — Emma Stone
• I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no,… — Anna Torv
• I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only… — Art Garfunkel
• Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly… — Thom Yorke

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