Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING — Asheya
Ok so today for mothers day my family came over and my nan was saying happy mothers day to my mum and my aunts and… — Fading_scars
Joking about someone's weakness is not a crime but it's the attitude — Winnie Tara
If you look at her closely you can see that, every now and then she turns away from her group of friends her smile falters… — Unknown Author
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Joker
I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean, but people always think I'm joking... — Rohit Padhra
The beauty sleep fairy is alie — Hellena
And I'm walking along and we're laughing, kidding, joking, and see he understood the leader, the one we called the leader, had some knowledge of… — Betty Hill
The natives are superficially agreeable, but they go in for cannibalism, headhunting, infanticide, incest, avoidance and joking relationships, and biting lice in half with their… — Margaret Mead
Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not… — Bill Hicks
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens
Yeah man, I was ready to take it to hip-hop ... We could put the sh*t on wax, man. And that coulda - But hey,… — Soulja Boy
Sometimes, I wish I was an astronaut. In a joking mood. — Kings Of Leon
Chris is like my little brother, he's grown up over the last couple years into a man, learning from everything he's been through and that's… — Keri Hilson
A fake friend is the one in your face laughing, smiling, and joking around with you. — Unknown Author
When I say ill do anything for you I aint joking ill do anything! when I say I love you please believe it cause I… — Jjbabauta
When I say ill do anything for you I aint joking! when I say I love please believe it cause its true! when I say… — Jjbabauta
You got me open like token hot and smokin, jacuzzi bubble bath laughin joking. — Heavy D
Rip it off no joking, like your name Hulk Hogan. Nigga's move weight and sell but live in Hoboken. — Nicki Minaj
Instead of sleeping, Im testing myself to make sure I still know all lyrics to BoneThugs Crossroads. Not joking...I need to better priorities. — Olivia Munn

Who Wrote These Joking Quotes

137 authors contributed a total of 159 Joking Quotes, led by these top contributors: