Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

You aren't angry " "You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal like you. This rocks — Lynsay Sands
Have either of you seen your mother ” “Yeah ” Ethan said and my heart actually skipped a beat. But I should have known Ethan… — Rachel Vincent
Laughter, on the other hand, " Petrarch went on, "is an explosion that tears us away from the world and throws us back into our… — Milan Kundera
Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry. — Milan Kundera
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore. — Alexandra Potter
I'll walk you back, Jace said. "As for Simon, he can manage his own way back in the dark-can't you Simon?" "Of course he can,… — Cassandra Clare
My dowry is thirty-five. A year.” His brows climbed. “You’re joking.” “I would never joke about money with a notorious thief. Just imagine, in a… — Shana Abe
He sounds like Jesus. Except rich and sexy.” “Watch it, Meg. In this town joking about Jesus could get you shot. You’ve never seen so… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. 'I could have tripped.' She stared at him. A moment dragged by. 'I'm joking,' he said at… — Derek Landy
We're here on Sanctuary business," Skulduggery tried. The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. "Hear that, Pete? They're with that Sanctuary." Hokum Pete… — Derek Landy
It's a very cheery thing to come into London by any of these lines which run high and allow you to look down upon the… — Arthur Conan Doyle
You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with murder suspects?' He waved his hand. 'Oh,… — Derek Landy
By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you,… — Derek Landy
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I can’t help feeling a little bit competitive and a little bit disappointed in myself that I’m already so far behind. After all, Yulikova thinks… — Holly Black
I should hate to be a regular girl with a sugar-plum voice. I should hate to have swan-like lashes, and a thick, sooty neck. I… — Franny Billingsley
This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is." "Okay." Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No, only joking. Do your worst. — Derek Landy
Excuse me?" Jess asked in disbelief. "This is Frozen Zarek I'm talking to, right? Not some weird pod person?" He shook his head at Jess's… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dad nods, looks me dead in the eyes; slowly and regretfully, he banishes all the smiling and joking from his face, and for once he's… — Ned Vizzini
teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they… — David Levithan
Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent
Auri," I asked slowly, "are you joking with me?" She looked up and grinned. "Yes I am," she said proudly. "Isn't it wonderful? — Patrick Rothfuss
I don't have a car." His eyes sliced into mine. "I walked here," I explained. "I'm on foot." "Angel," he said in a way that… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about… — Simone Elkeles
Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. — Demi Lovato

Who Wrote These Joking Quotes

137 authors contributed a total of 159 Joking Quotes, led by these top contributors: