Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for… — Lou Reed
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God. — Ellen G. White
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. — Amy Sedaris
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so… — Richelle Mead
We laugh at a man who, stepping out of his room at the very minute when the sun is rising, says, “It is my will… — Friedrich Nietzsche
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in groups swinging their… — Lucille Clifton
Maybe you're going insane." "Maybe," agreed Kernel. "I was joking." "I wasn't. — Darren Shan
i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver… — Cassandra Clare
You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously.… — Hermann Hesse
How many of them were there?' Her voice wasn't joking around. Eighteen. Hundred.' Four,' Blaylock interjected. 'An honor guard of four.' What did they work… — J R Ward
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for… — Salvador Dali
God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again. — Claudia Gray
Fred, you next," the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He murmers into my hair, "Forget what I said earlier, let's stick with this, I might not survive anything more." I laugh. Then he jumps… — Jandy Nelson
Shut up, me,” Leo said aloud. “What?” Piper asked. “Nothing,” he said. “Long night. I think I’m hallucinating. It’s cool.” Sitting in front, Leo couldn’t… — Rick Riordan
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil. — Maureen Johnson
You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think… — Richelle Mead
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny. — Jim Morrison
Abe's face came back into focus. "Greetings, Zmey," I said weakly. Somehow, him being here didn't surprise me. "Nice of you to slither on in."… — Richelle Mead
Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is maybe for the… — David Nicholls
Viktor was swinging a leather duffle and wearing a black Adidas tracksuit and his favorite brown UGG slippers with a hole in the toe. "Worn… — Lisi Harrison
I noticed the plants growing around me. Tall with leaves like arrowheads. Blossoms with three white petals. I knelt down in the water, my fingers… — Suzanne Collins
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right?" "Meant every word." A little light danced in his eyes and he very… — Ilona Andrews

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