Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart, Count, you're very… — Anton Chekhov
The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Wretched unfair, it is,” he remarked. “Of the three of us, I’m the one who’s always collected the rare and unusual, yet you two managed… — Jeaniene Frost
Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master… — Elizabeth Bishop
My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him. — Willie Geist
I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around. — John Goodman
I have always viewed thinking about arguing, about questioning, pushing back with, joking, about sharing and discovering the world and the news as enjoyable, the… — Chris Hayes
Whoever is admitted or sought for, in company, upon any other account than that of his merit and manners, is never respected there, but only… — Lord Chesterfield
Never say, I CAN'T, not even joking because the subconscious mind does not recognize humor. It will take the message seriously, it will remind you… — Wandini
You may have been joking, but you were probably hoping. — Leilani Spencer-Goodsir
Never joke around when texting. People can take you seriously. I've heard this so many times and just oh that'll never happen to me until… — Melchor Lim
We always used to joke about loving each other, but somewhere along the line, I stopped joking and truly fell head over heals :) — Treasure:)
Im not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking — Unknown Author
Fight for friends. Joyful trips. Examination fever. Suspense of results. Making parodies of teachers. Joking with juniors. Carefree laughters. Gossips about affairs. Just everything... People… — Aldyna Threesya
I don't think you realize I care about you; I dont think you realize why I tease u in a joking way, and I don't… — Melchor Lim
When a man loves a woman, he gives it all. Girls always thought that we, are only good at joking around, playing with girls precious… — Dan Mike CaÃ±ada
I guess its better then a suicide note? Once my father was joking and laughing about people who killed their selves. Dad that isn't even… — Unknown Author
All joking aside when u do read this i got a few things to say A. I will never steal another mans' girl from the… — MrCountry
Friend:I can rap. Me: Hahaa,Okay. Friend:Yeahh*Puts on rap* Me:Your a scene wanna be! cx Her: No,I USED to listen to this and I can still… — Jasmine Laura
Today, let us be mindful of what we say to other. Sometimes while we joking with them we say things that we think are funny,… — Innah Delos Angeles
Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING — Asheya
Ok so today for mothers day my family came over and my nan was saying happy mothers day to my mum and my aunts and… — Fading_scars
Joking about someone's weakness is not a crime but it's the attitude — Winnie Tara
If you look at her closely you can see that, every now and then she turns away from her group of friends her smile falters… — Unknown Author
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Joker

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