Joking Quotes

159 quotes by 137 authors

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out… — Dave Barry
My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge! — Andy Roddick
I had a lot of fun working with Maureen, she was so sweet and so nice to me. We'd have fun joking around. Maureen and… — Unknown Author
You should hear what my parents wanted to call me. It was between Brown Rice, Neon Hitch and Z. Ziggurat Zanzibar Zandorf. I'm not joking.… — Neon Hitch
After spending most of her life scanning the horizon for slights and threats, genuine and imagined, she knew the real threat to her happiness came… — Louise Penny
We fell silent and all joking ceased. We gazed mutely into each other's eyes and an intense longing for the fullest avowal of the truth… — Frederic Chopin
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping. — Red Buttons
My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy.… — Sarah Zettel
Many of the rites of passage, those rituals of growing up found in our society, are in the form of such comic, practical joking affairs--which… — Ralph Ellison
I grew up in Manchester in a big Irish family - there are seven of us in all - so my life has always been… — Shayne Ward
My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey. — Allison Williams
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered… — Chevy Chase
Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought… — George Mikes
I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real - because, to… — Whitney Cummings
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not. — Max Greenfield
I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person. — Dave Franco
Ain't no use jiving, ain't no use joking, everything is broken. — Bob Dylan
Stepped out into the cold, collar high, under the slate gray sky. The air was smoking and the streets were dry, and I wasn't joking… — Ani DiFranco
I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around. — Matthew Perry

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