Joking Quotes

159 Joking quotes by 137 unique authors

Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can. — John Milton
Truly, I'm not joking when I thank my lucky stars for the awful operation I had, since it has made me young again and philosophical… — Henri Matisse
I believe that what works for the consumer is to be able to determine what they can pay -- even if it is nothing. (Just… — Trina
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He… — Will Rogers
I like monsters in general - that's what I like to write about. Somebody was joking with me that my body was becoming a manual… — Maria Dahvana Headley
Elton wanted a garden. They were building all afternoon while we were rehearsing. And then they built a fountain for Elton. And he said, I… — Maurice Gibb
I love Sam Neill. The thing that I always say about him, and I think it's true, is he's so dry. When he's serious, I… — Willem Dafoe
Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am. — Novak Djokovic
I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying. — Loretta Lynn
In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean,… — Danica McKellar
I'm not joking around when I've said occasionally, trying to learn how to play a D chord properly has been a very big thing for… — Lou Reed
Lightness, jesting, and joking, can only be indulged at the expense of barrenness of soul, and the loss of the favor of God. — Ellen G. White
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. — Amy Sedaris
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so… — Richelle Mead
We laugh at a man who, stepping out of his room at the very minute when the sun is rising, says, â€œIt is my will… — Friedrich Nietzsche
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in groups swinging their… — Lucille Clifton
Maybe you're going insane." "Maybe," agreed Kernel. "I was joking." "I wasn't. — Darren Shan
i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver… — Cassandra Clare
You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously.… — Hermann Hesse
How many of them were there?' Her voice wasn't joking around. Eighteen. Hundred.' Four,' Blaylock interjected. 'An honor guard of four.' What did they work… — J R Ward

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