"And what is the Scientific Community doing about……" — Dave Barry
"And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!"
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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