"As a professional journalist, I have always been……" — Dave Barry
"As a professional journalist, I have always been fascinated by people who appear to have even more spare time than I do."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail…
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The worse my drawings were, the more beautiful did the originals appear.
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In my mind's eye, I visualize how a particular... sight and feeling will appear on a print. If it excites…
— Ansel Adams
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they…
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Even in the centuries which appear to us to be the most monstrous and foolish, the immortal appetite for beauty…
— Charles Baudelaire
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Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience…
— Joseph Addison
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And I pray thee, loving Jesus, that as Thou hast graciously given me to drink in with delight the words…
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Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they…
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To all those who walk the path of human cooperation war must appear loathsome and inhuman.
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Freud's view is that all love is sexual in its origin or its basis. Even those loves which do not…
— Mortimer Adler
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The idea of reverence for God is transmitted from parent to child, it is educated into an abnormal development, and…
— Annie Besant
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