"The obvious and fair solution to the housework……" — Dave Barry
"The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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More Bermuda Quotes
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At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
— Mark Twain
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Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so…
— Mary Pipher
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Over the years, dozens of American companies have filed papers to trade in their U.S. corporate citizenship for citizenship in…
— Richard Neal
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I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.
— Erma Bombeck
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I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach…
— Kellan Lutz
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On April 19 1943, the Bermuda conference gathered, with the participation of representatives from Britain and the United States, in…
— Ariel Sharon
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
— Steven Wright
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He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants,…
— Rick Riordan
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Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you…
— Terry Pratchett
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The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda…
— Richelle Mead
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to…
— Woody Allen
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