"I convinced him his luggage had gone to……" — Erma Bombeck

"I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky."

251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based… — Bill Bryson
Why does a tragedy like 9/11 change everything about air travel, but numerous gun massacres CHANGE NOTHING? — Justine Bateman
Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. — Dan Quayle
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and… — Pico Iyer
The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating… — Virginia Postrel
It was over in a blink of an eye, that moment when aviation stirred the modern imagination. Aviation was transformed… — George Will
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my… — Erica Jong
Air travel reminds us who we are. It's the means by which we recognize ourselves as modern. The process removes… — Don DeLillo
There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant… — Bill Bryson
A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now. — Charles C. Mann
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked… — Bob Hope
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope

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