Air Travel Quotes

51 Air Travel quotes by 30 unique authors

English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based on Latin - a language… — Bill Bryson
Why does a tragedy like 9/11 change everything about air travel, but numerous gun massacres CHANGE NOTHING? — Justine Bateman
Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. — Dan Quayle
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places as… — Pico Iyer
The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating as flying gradually became commonplace. — Virginia Postrel
It was over in a blink of an eye, that moment when aviation stirred the modern imagination. Aviation was transformed from recklessness to routine in… — George Will
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give… — Erica Jong
Air travel reminds us who we are. It's the means by which we recognize ourselves as modern. The process removes us from the world and… — Don DeLillo
There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because… — Bill Bryson
A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now. — Charles C. Mann
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of… — Bob Hope
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope
The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for… — Dave Barry
This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream. — Dave Barry
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of… — Dave Barry
Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is,… — Dave Barry
If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life. — Dave Barry
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry
Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." — Dave Barry
This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be… — Dave Barry
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. — Dave Barry
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex,… — Dave Barry
The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been… — Dave Barry
Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a… — Dave Barry

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