"In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except……" — Dave Barry
"In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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Love exciting and new, come aboard, hes expecting you. If you listen to the lyrics its all about Jesus. Its…
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Start buying gold now, regardless of the price. By acting now, you will not have to react when it's too…
— Robert Ringer
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We are all passengers aboard one ship, the Earth, and we must not allow it to be wrecked. There will…
— Mikhail Gorbachev
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There are people walking around the streets of Kansas City who are unemployed, while one of our largest employers is…
— Emanuel Cleaver
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Since you are now studying geometry and trigonometry, I will give you a problem. A ship sails the ocean. It…
— Gustave Flaubert
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Our friend and we were invited aboard on a party of pleasure, which is to last forever. His chair was…
— Benjamin Franklin
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While you live your life aboard the ship of life be aware of the sea of life on which it…
— Ian Gardner
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. . . So I vowed to keep myself alive, but only if I would never use me again for…
— R. Buckminster Fuller
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If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the…
— Tom Regan
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I have served many long and lonely years aboard ship in war zones, and the only thing that kept me…
— Don Pendleton
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Before the current decade ends, fee-paying passengers will be experiencing suborbital flights aboard privately funded vehicles. . . . It…
— Arthur C. Clarke
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All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.
— Barney Ross
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