"Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all……" — Dave Barry

"Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with."

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508 Quotes by Dave Barry

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…

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English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based… — Bill Bryson
Why does a tragedy like 9/11 change everything about air travel, but numerous gun massacres CHANGE NOTHING? — Justine Bateman
Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places. — Dan Quayle
My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and… — Pico Iyer
The glamour of air travel - its aspirational meaning in the public imagination - disappeared before its luxury did, dissipating… — Virginia Postrel
It was over in a blink of an eye, that moment when aviation stirred the modern imagination. Aviation was transformed… — George Will
Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my… — Erica Jong
Air travel reminds us who we are. It's the means by which we recognize ourselves as modern. The process removes… — Don DeLillo
There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant… — Bill Bryson
A world with a sudden limit on air travel would be tremendously different from the one we live in now. — Charles C. Mann
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked… — Bob Hope
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope

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