"My idea of housework is to sweep the…" — Erma Bombeck
"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Glance Quotes
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My mind withdrew its thoughts from experience, extracting itself from the contradictory throng of sensuous images, that it might find…
— Saint Augustine
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On the wagon sped, and I, as well as my comrades, gave a despairing farewell glance at freedom as we…
— Nellie Bly
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One of the most wonderful things in nature is a glance of the eye; it transcends speech; it is the…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The object of geometry in all its measuring and computing, is to ascertain with exactness the plan of the great…
— Benjamin Peirce
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Pardon me," I answered, as I placed a bundle of straw upon the fire and slightly stirred it. Then I…
— Unknown Author
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Prayer is an aspiration of the heart, it is a simple glance directed to heaven, it is a cry of…
— Therese of Lisieux
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And this is the simple truth - that to live is to feel oneself lost. He who accepts it has…
— Soren Kierkegaard
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You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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To expect that the intricacies of science will be pierced by a careless glance, or the eminences of fame ascended…
— Samuel Johnson
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Most of the crackpot papers which are submitted to The Physical Review are rejected, not because it is impossible to…
— Freeman Dyson
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Anger may glance into the breast of a wise man, but rests only in the bosom of fools.
— Unknown Author
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In the field one has to face a chaos of facts, some of which are so small that they seem…
— Bronislaw Malinowski
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