"Housework, if you do it right, will kill…" — Erma Bombeck
"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Housework Quotes
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one of 103 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
— Ambrose Bierce
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
— Erma Bombeck
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A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings…
— Sara Paretsky
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And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's participation in both housework and childcare has increased and women's…
— James Levine
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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be…
— Letty Cottin Pogrebin
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You all know that even when women have full rights, they still remain fatally downtrodden because all housework is left…
— Vladimir Lenin
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The extraordinary woman depends on the ordinary woman. It is only when we know what were the conditions of the…
— Virginia Woolf
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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the…
— Simone de Beauvoir
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Housework is a breeze. Cooking is a pleasant diversion. Putting up a retaining wall is a lark. But teaching is…
— Fawn M. Brodie
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My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.
— Jean-Claude Van Damme
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While I think men and women are equal, they are also different and I think it's inevitable and I don't…
— Tony Abbott
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