Kill You Quotes

619 quotes by 465 authors

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. — Erma Bombeck
The idea that there is one kind of African is, of course, ridiculous. Sometimes African entrepreneurs want to kill you because you are saying public… — Bono
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they… — Christina Aguilera
You don't know whether chimps are going to kill you or kiss you. They're very open on some levels and much more evil in a… — Tim Burton
I think when you see an aircraft fire, these angry, black puffs of smoke, knowing that one of them could kill you that you -… — George H. W. Bush
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. — Anton Chekhov
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. — Winston Churchill
Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those… — Bruno Jasienski
More important, you have to stay happy and positive or the stress will kill you - but at least it will make you skinny — Joely Fisher
I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed,… — Irvine Welsh
Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now. — Rita Rudner
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. — Billy Wilder
Any number of my former brothers felt they would make heroes of themselves in the Nation of Islam if they killed me. ...I knew that… — Malcolm X
There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you. — George Carlin
That's the thing about fear. Death will kill you once, but fear kills you over and over and over, if you let it. — Marcus Allen
We have to get a lot tougher. If you get involved in a street fight, you can't lay down in the street and act like… — Don Meyer
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. — Ann Richards
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the… — Jack Handey
You're not going to die. Here's the white-hot truth: if you go bankrupt, you'll still be okay. If you lose the gig, the lover, the… — Danielle LaPorte

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