"You can go to heaven if you want.……" — Mark Twain

More Bermuda Quotes

This quote is filed under Bermuda Quotes, one of 21 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles… — Hunter S. Thompson
• The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next… — Dave Barry
• Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so… — Mary Pipher
• Over the years, dozens of American companies have filed papers to trade in their U.S. corporate citizenship for citizenship in… — Richard Neal
• I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky. — Erma Bombeck
• I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach… — Kellan Lutz
• On April 19 1943, the Bermuda conference gathered, with the participation of representatives from Britain and the United States, in… — Ariel Sharon
• The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright
• He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants,… — Rick Riordan
• Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you… — Terry Pratchett
• The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda… — Richelle Mead
• For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to… — Woody Allen

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