Best Dan Castellaneta Quotes
- After years of doing impressions, its time for a change. Change
- In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! House
- I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my… Anything Else
- Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Computers
- Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television. Ever Ever
- All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. All
- Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key? Any
- Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you… Another Woman
- Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! Drink
- Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. Alcohol
- Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. Eat
- I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it. Fan
- I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do. All
- I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have… Certainly Changed
- It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the… Across
- It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. Crack
- One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary,… Changing
- Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. Boys
- I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba-… Bed
- Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love All