"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is……" — Dan Castellaneta
"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
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As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio, about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of…
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I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't…
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John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era. He was a young boy, but he…
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Success in training the boy depends largely on the Scoutmaster's own personal example.
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See things from the boy's point of view.
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A boy carries out suggestions more wholeheartedly when he understands their aim.
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The Scoutmaster teaches boys to play the game by doing so himself.
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I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself -…
— Amy Adams
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Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The…
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If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Backstreet…
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I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys,' I wouldn't smile…
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The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no…
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