Lot Like Quotes

226 quotes by 195 authors

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then… — Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out… — Erma Bombeck
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. — James Garner
To me, teamwork is a lot like being part of a family. It comes with obligations, entanglements, headaches, and quarrels. But the rewards are worth… — Pat Summitt
Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up. — Wayne Gretzky
Gymnastics is a lot like life. You don't become an Elite gymnast by bickering and having a negative attitude. You have to be positive to… — Shannon Miller
Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never know how much until you… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
My mother taught me to always be strong and always work hard. She's been working hard her whole life for me and my brother. I'm… — Kevin Durant
Sugar Ray and talked about doing some articles together or writing a book together but dealing with Sugar Ray was a lot like fighting him.… — Dick Schaap
I think writers are a lot like lawyers. We feed off the misfortunes of people, even ourselves. — Gail Anderson-Dargatz
Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it… — Lyndon B. Johnson
Yeah, well, artists are a lot like gangsters. They both know that the official version, the one everyone else believes, is a lie. — Jocko Henderson
Christians are a lot like dinosaurs - about to become extinct. — Marilyn Manson
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. — Zach Galifianakis
I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude,… — Jack Black
And every job that I had was a stepping stone to my next job and I never quit my job until I had my next… — Ashton Kutcher
One of my earliest memories is being inside the recording studio and I see the shadow of a figure that looks an awful lot like… — Clint Howard
When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car… — Mitch Hedberg
To call A Lot like Love dead in the water is an insult to water. — Roger Ebert
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN… — Rick Sanchez

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