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You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson
You dig it, this shit aint for beginners Im something like a fetus, I'm not quite kickn and theres something you aint seeing like I… — Wale
I go by this saying. Fiancee looks a lot like finance. I don't have a fiancee because I don't have the finances. Until I get… — Jamaal Gardner
I am very critical of myself. I can never just sit back and enjoy the movie. I find myself critiquing myself a lot, like "I… — Josh Hutcherson
Life is a whole lot like love, once lost, you want it again but with life, once gone, there is no turning back. — Christina Dessert
I was told today that I look a lot like that Carly Rae Jepsen chick. Weird. I don't see it. — Carly Rae Jepsen
It's a lot like sparring, like boxing. You're working so hard just to survive in there, you can't work on the details. — Tony Danza
The effects of slander are always long-lived. Once lies about you have been circulated, it is extremely difficult to clear your name. It's a lot… — John Macarthur
Hollywood is a lot like a version of high school. There are the cool people and the not-so-cool people. I'm a not-so. I don't get… — Breckin Meyer
Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you can't stop laughing… — Christopher Abraham
Family members are a lot like fish after three days they start to stink. — Jonathan Tees
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? — Scarlet Kim
Love is a lot like butt sex if you try to force it then in the end someone is gonna get hurt — Myself
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja
Being Strong doesn't mean that..we don't have a heart or emotions to feel the pain; Or it doesn't hurt......It does a lot like anyone else… — Santanu Mishra
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a… — Nikhil Saluja
Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time. — Prince Shawn
A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in the towel. — Nikhil Saluja
When it comes to women, sex is a lot like food. The fat ones appreciate it more. — Nikhil Saluja
Rumors are a lot like buttcheeks because once you spread them, someone's ass is about to get hurt. — Nikhil Saluja
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja
I bet ugly bitches vaginas taste a lot like regret — Nikhil Saluja

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