"In this house, we obey the laws of…" — Dan Castellaneta
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
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More House Quotes
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one of 7,440 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.
— Aristophanes
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If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house…
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the…
— Neil Armstrong
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The soul, which is spirit, can not dwell in dust; it is carried along to dwell in the blood.
— Saint Augustine
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Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
— Jane Austen
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Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens,…
— Diane Ackerman
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Do you think it is only a little thing to possess a house from which lovely things can be seen?
— Teresa of Avila
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My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;…
— Teresa of Avila
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We try to exile ourselves more and more from nature - not always consciously: We build houses; we dismiss nature;…
— Diane Ackerman
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A house must be built on solid foundations if it is to last. The same principle applies to man, otherwise…
— Sai Baba
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If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the…
— Gaston Bachelard
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