"Son, a woman is like a beer. They……" — Dan Castellaneta
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
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More Another Woman Quotes
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Some of the biggest advocates for feminism seem to believe that in order to feel powerful you have to make…
— Tori Amos
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Every time I see you with sunbae, I always feel unhappy. This time the same thing happened. Why is it…
— Kim A-joong
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Know, therefore, that from the greater silence I shall return... Forget not that I shall come back to you... A…
— Khalil Gibran
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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
— Sigmund Freud
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I never fell in love with another woman. I cannot have a relationship with a woman if I'm not in…
— Omar Sharif
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But I've lost parts because of my looks. I auditioned to star with Richard Dreyfuss in 'The Buddy System.' The…
— Donna Dixon
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We're all connected. Helping another woman is helping yourself, your mother, your sister, your children.
— Mariska Hargitay
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I hope Barack Obama puts another woman on the Supreme Court. And this time, I hope it's a woman with…
— Peter Beinart
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My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
— Gracie Allen
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Under patriarchy, no woman is safe to live her life, or to love, or to mother children. Under patriarchy, every…
— Andrea Dworkin
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I began to write poetry again in 1975, when I fell in love with another woman. I returned to poetry…
— Minnie Bruce Pratt
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Under patriarchy, every woman's son is her potential betrayer and also the inevitable rapist or exploiter of another woman.
— Andrea Dworkin
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