"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to……" — Dan Castellaneta
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
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More Alcohol Quotes
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one of 1,156 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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