Alcohol Quotes

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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. — Aristotle
On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding in prison… — Michael Badnarik
Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to… — Michael Badnarik
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient… — Dave Barry
According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next… — Xavier Becerra
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the… — Brendan Behan
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck
Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. — Christian Nestell Bovee
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin
There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a stroke, the American… — Bill Bryson
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. — Luis Bunuel
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror. — William S. Burroughs
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have… — Drew Carey

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