Alcohol Quotes
1156 quotes by 765 authors
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding in prison…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
— Jimmy Breslin
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There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a stroke, the American…
— Bill Bryson
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The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.
— Luis Bunuel
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
— George Burns
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
— William S. Burroughs
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
— Samuel Butler
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
— Lord Byron
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have…
— Drew Carey
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