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Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a… — Willa Cather
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us but can call… — Abraham Lincoln
I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the goal wasn't to… — Stephen King
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome,… — William Penn
Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief. — David Cook
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood-one to calm down, one to perk up, one… — Unknown Author
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be… — Bill Hicks
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know. — Nick Swardson
Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind… — Doug Stanhope
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk. — Charles Baudelaire
I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell
There are more old drunkards than old doctors. — Benjamin Franklin
I drink so the others become interesting. — George Jean Nathan
And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning. — Winston Churchill
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. — Tom T. Hall
A man dies too young if he leaves any wine in his cellar. — Andre Simon
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pleasure which must be enjoyed at the expense of another's pain, can never be enjoyed by a worthy mind. Pleasure's couch is virtues grave. — Augustine Joseph Hickey Duganne
Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me. — Henry Rollins
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. — Marguerite Duras
Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a drug and not… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far… — H. L. Mencken
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. — P.G. Wodehouse
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. — Finley Peter Dunne
In the United States all business not transacted over the telephone is accomplished in conjunction with alcohol or food, often under conditions of advanced intoxication.… — John Kenneth Galbraith

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