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Alcohol Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
- Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
- Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the…
- If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong…
- Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people…
- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,…
- No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for…
More Alcohol Quotes
- It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. — Aristotle
- On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the… — Michael Badnarik
- Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter… — Michael Badnarik
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol… — Xavier Becerra
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
- Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck
- Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. — Christian Nestell Bovee