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- Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
- The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order…
- Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.
- It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
- Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
- Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.
- Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.
- There is that kind of happiness. There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless…
- I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words,
- I wonder if it changes the nature of a society for beauty to be so common. Maybe in Vietnam "She has a wonderful personality" really…
- Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
- People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
- Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.
- A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.
- All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
- The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look.
- No government proposal more complicated than "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private" ever works.
- Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!
- Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people…
- America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
- Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.
- The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.
- There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
- I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
- I read good. I was an English major.
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide