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- Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
- When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.
- Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.
- Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.
- It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
- Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
- You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.
- Anything that makes your mother cry is fun
- Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.
- A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting…
- Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.
- Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
- Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.
- Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.
- Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.
- I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words,
- A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.
- There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.
- Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on…
- One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point.
- Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
- I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.
- Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
- People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
- Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento