"Anything that makes your mother cry is fun" — P.J. O'Rourke

"Anything that makes your mother cry is fun"

— P.J. O'Rourke

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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…

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More Cry Quotes

This quote is filed under Cry Quotes, one of 5,685 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
Crying wolf is a real danger. — David Attenborough
I am more and more convinced that man is a dangerous creature and that power, whether vested in many or… — Abigail Adams
People can cry much easier than they can change. — James A. Baldwin
I cry a lot, you know. Which is very difficult for a man to recognise, but I do. I cry… — Antonio Banderas
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought… — Douglas Adams
I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name.… — Joey Lauren Adams
The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries with terror before being defeated. — Charles Baudelaire
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. — Pierre Beaumarchais
Crying is really bad for your vocal cords. — Adele
It is not whether you really cry. It's whether the audience thinks you are crying. — Ingrid Bergman
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if… — Ambrose Bierce

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