Your Mother Quotes

446 quotes by 354 authors

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.… — Erma Bombeck
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she… — Erma Bombeck
As everyone, you do end up becoming your mother, but also as you're acting, I find out you become every member of your family, bits… — Helena Bonham Carter
When I was little, my parents really only wanted me to be a scientist or a doctor; they had never even heard of law school.… — Amy Chua
No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold… — Harry S. Truman
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial. — Sydney Biddle Barrows
[That night] I was sitting by Jack Nicholson with my long list of thanks, and I said, `I'm so nervous. I don't know what to… — Javier Bardem
Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother — Robin Williams
Chinese Americans, when you try to understand what things in you are Chinese, how do you separate what is peculiar to childhood, to poverty, insanities,… — Maxine Hong Kingston
I will look after you and I will look after anybody you say needs to be looked after, any way you say. I am here.… — Maya Angelou
While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I… — Bill Cosby
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. — Bob Hope
Every day, passion speaks to us through our feelings. That's why when you allow yourself to become anesthetized by what others think, you literally block… — Oprah Winfrey
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx
Behind all these men you have to do with, behind officers, and government, and people even, there is the country herself, your country, and .… — Edward Everett Hale
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. — Clare Boothe Luce
Do not run a campaign that would embarrass your mother. — Robert Byrd
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. — Dan Birdwell
You remember how you were taught to write. Your mother put a pencil in your hand, took your hand in hers, and began to move… — Anthony of Sourozh

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