Your Mother Quotes
446 quotes by 354 authors
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
— Josh Billings
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no.…
— Erma Bombeck
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she…
— Erma Bombeck
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As everyone, you do end up becoming your mother, but also as you're acting, I find out you become every member of your family, bits…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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When I was little, my parents really only wanted me to be a scientist or a doctor; they had never even heard of law school.…
— Amy Chua
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No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold…
— Harry S. Truman
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Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
— Sydney Biddle Barrows
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[That night] I was sitting by Jack Nicholson with my long list of thanks, and I said, `I'm so nervous. I don't know what to…
— Javier Bardem
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Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
— Robin Williams
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Chinese Americans, when you try to understand what things in you are Chinese, how do you separate what is peculiar to childhood, to poverty, insanities,…
— Maxine Hong Kingston
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I will look after you and I will look after anybody you say needs to be looked after, any way you say. I am here.…
— Maya Angelou
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I…
— Bill Cosby
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
— Bob Hope
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Every day, passion speaks to us through our feelings. That's why when you allow yourself to become anesthetized by what others think, you literally block…
— Oprah Winfrey
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I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
— Groucho Marx
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Behind all these men you have to do with, behind officers, and government, and people even, there is the country herself, your country, and .…
— Edward Everett Hale
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You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
— Clare Boothe Luce
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Do not run a campaign that would embarrass your mother.
— Robert Byrd
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You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
— Dan Birdwell
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You remember how you were taught to write. Your mother put a pencil in your hand, took your hand in hers, and began to move…
— Anthony of Sourozh
Who Wrote These Your Mother Quotes
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