"One of the reporters must have flunked journalism……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"One of the reporters must have flunked journalism school because he asked a question that went straight to the point."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for…
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To save your world you asked this man to die; would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
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If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence.
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Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of…
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Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
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Filibusters have proliferated because under current rules just one or two determined senators can stop the Senate from functioning. Today,…
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Ever since the Greek tragedies, artists have, from time to time, asked themselves how they might influence ongoing political events.
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