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Alcohol Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
- I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
- I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful;…
- You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
- The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- I drink therefore I am.
- I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
- A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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