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Love Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
- I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
- All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
- It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
- Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
- Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
- A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
- Never work with animals or children.
- Never mind what I told you--you do as I tell you.
- It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
- The best thing to break is a contract.
- I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
- I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
- I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
- On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
- When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
- If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
- I never met a kid I liked.
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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