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One Quotes by W.C. Fields
- During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
- No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries.…
- There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot…
- I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
- Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
- I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what…
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
- Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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