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- All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
- I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
- I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
- A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
- I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's…
- The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign…
- No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries.…
- There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot…
- If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
- Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
- All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
- Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
- We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on…
- A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
- No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
- Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
- I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
- I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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