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Me Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
- Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
- The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign…
- To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof…
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
- Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
- It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.
- Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
- A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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