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Inspirational Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance,…
- I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
- I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
- I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
- It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
- Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
- Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
- Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing…
- Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
- A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
- Never work with animals or children.
- Never mind what I told you--you do as I tell you.
- It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
- The best thing to break is a contract.
- I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
- I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
- Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
- A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
- I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
- On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
- When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
- Happiness means quiet nerves.
- When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
- If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
- I never met a kid I liked.
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- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento