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Thing Quotes by W.C. Fields
- The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
- Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing…
- The best thing to break is a contract.
- Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
- A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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