"Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I……" — W.C. Fields
"Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)"
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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In 1994, when I went back to Haiti from exile, we established a Commission for Truth and Justice and Reconciliation.…
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
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We released 400,000 classified documents, the most extraordinary history of a war to ever have been released in our civilization.…
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You try turning up in America without documents, without a visa, without a passport; you'll be treated as very, very…
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One of the consequences of the Iranian revolution has been an explosion of history. A country once known only from…
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Of all the documents that have come down from antiquity, Genesis three is the only one that explains how the…
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Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant - they're quite clear - that we would create…
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But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in…
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However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the…
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Stealing is stealing, whether you use a computer command or a crowbar, and whether you take documents, data or dollars.
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For a billion years the patient earth amassed documents and inscribed them with signs and pictures which lay unnoticed and…
— Hans Cloos
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His Majesty the King requires that the Royal Chancellery in all written documents endeavor to write in clear, plain Swedish.
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